I work with a guy who is tall and fine for no reason. Every time he walks in the building, I get pissed off. I'm pissed primarily because you are both tall and fine. You could have chosen just tall or just fine, but noooo. You had to be both, with your greedy ass. So now, instead of focusing on my work, I'm focused on your tall, fine ass, and the various things I would allow you to do to me.
I honestly don't think it's fair.