Time to change things up here at Things I Tell Monica. By popular demand, I am now going to start including pictures in my posts. Some of the photos will be samples from the internet, but most will be created by me. I may even add photos to some older posts, so be sure to view the archives -------->
Let's start off our makeover with a recent issue faced by one of my male friends. He calls me, somewhat upset, over a girl he's dating. I asked him to describe the problem to me. Long story short, he had sex with this girl in her butt, now she's not returning his phone calls.
"Well, did you do something to piss her off?" I asked. "No, nothing!" was his response. "Well, was it falling apart prior to you having sex with her butt??" "No, not at all! We were actually doing really well before that." "Hmmmm....okay....well.....did you enjoy it?" "Hell yeah! That shit was great. I really wanted to do it again."
"You enjoyed it too much. That's a turnoff to her. Now she thinks you like butt sex." "But it was her idea! She initiated, not me. I was just going along with it." "Yeah but you weren't supposed to like it. She could tell."
The call ended with my friend worried that he had ruined a good thing due to his affinity for passionate butt sex. He probably has, but don't worry buddy, there are other fish in the sea.