Wednesday, August 28, 2013

You Gon' Live

Last night I had the displeasure of meeting one of the most annoying human beings on planet earth.  This person was loud, invasive, and constant.  I really wanted to clip her in the throat, but decided it wasn't worth the energy expenditure.

At any rate, this woman at some point during the night, made the statement, "God's gonna strike me down if I keep it up hahaha...."  I thought to myself, "No hell he's not.  He is not trying to be bothered with you, any time soon.  Bitch you gon' live, and you gon' live LOOOONG."

After last night I realized that God probably allows the most irritating of us to live a long happy life here on Earth.  Why in the world would he call you home early so you can annoy him for all eternity?