Abundance Of The Heart (It's Just Skin)

There is a verse in the Bible that states, "For Out of the Abundance of the Heart, The Mouth Speaketh."

Yeaaaah, yall didn't think I read the Bible, did you?  I do!

Anyway, to me, this passage means that what we allow to come out of our mouths is nothing more than an overflow of what is going on in our hearts and minds.  The mouth acts as a filter.

This should scare the piss out of everyone.  Think about the things people have allowed themselves to say to you.  If this is what they're allowing to come out, what on earth are they not allowing to come out?

A perfect example would be the time that a gentleman and I were discussing sex.  He went into lewd detail about the things that he's into, to which I replied, "That's gross."  Wanna know what his reply was to me?  He told me, "It's just skin."

Hmmm.

It's just skin, huh?  See, now I'm starting to wonder about you.  I'm starting to wonder what happy trail you followed to arrive at that conclusion.  And again, if this is what made the cut and was allowed to pass through that beak of yours, I really do wonder what else is going on inside of your head.  Needless to say, I distanced myself from this character, because you clearly have no limits.

All Uptight Thinking About Racist Shit

I can't.

Today I was checking my facebook account, and some religious freak posted a YouTube video entitled:  Yoga is a Gateway to Hinduism, Satanic Worship, and the Occult.

Seriously............I almost don't have the energy to write this one.  These people are the bane of our fucking existence.  They seem to search for new ways to be insane, new ways to hate another group of people, and new ways to pretend that something perfectly innocent, is wrong and sinful.  See Women In Pants for another example of this tom-foolery.

So you're trying to tell me that a form of EXERCISE that promotes peace, tranquility, muscular strength and balance, is of the devil?  Well damn.   Is Zumba ok?  Can I Zumba, or did Satan's little sister make that up?  I imagine Dance Trance is out, too.

What kills me is that the same people who declare that Yoga is of the devil and that women shouldn't wear pants, are the same ones sending damn dick pics to college students and wearing their wives' panties when she isn't home.  I can't stand these freaks.  You don't even get a bird classification anymore.  You don't deserve it.  I gotta come up with a new category for you lunatics.

I'm beside myself tonight yall.

Women In Pants

So, some religious freak the other day was ranting and raving and getting all uptight about women wearing pants.  They basically said it was a sin.

I never get angry with these kinds of people, for they too are rare birds.  More often, I'm intrigued by their lunacy, and always like to know how/why they have come to these conclusions.  So I Googled it.

What I found was absolutely fascinating.  This guy basically said that women shouldn't wear pants because they 'tempt' men, in the form of drawing the eye to the crotch area.  When women wear skirts and dresses, the eye is drawn to the face.

At first this made sense to me, but then I got to thinking....Wait the fuck a minute, draw eyes to our crotch, what about their  crotch???  I have seen more balls and dicks bunched up in men's pants than I'd ever care to.  AND they have the nerve to sit with their legs wide open so everyone can see that funky little mess.  If anyone should be in skirts, it's them!!  I imagine it's rather uncomfortable trying to negotiate which ball will go where, and how to keep everything in line down there.  A skirt would solve their problems immediately.

We gotta think people.