The Donkey-Dicked Strut originated by possessors of said donkey-dicks. The stride is cool and easy, never hurried. There's a grace and a rhythm to it. This person doesn't appear to have a care in the world, and why should they? They have donkey-dicks!
Pretty soon, average sized men started to realize that 90% of the reason men with the DDS were more successful than them was all in the attitude these guys possessed. They learned from their sisters and other female friends that most women don't really want donkey-dicked fools, and that those who have donkey-dicks don't know how to work them half the time. These men realized that if they could just mimic the walk, success would surely follow.
And the Donkey-Dicked Strut was born. There is a guy in my office with a Donkey-Dicked Strut. He walks around the place like he has not a care in this world. They could fire him and he'd stroll out of there at the same pace he strolled in. Totally unfazed. Rather he has a donkey dick or not, who knows? All that matters is he comes across like he does!
Practice makes perfect, so work on your Donkey-Dicked Strut, everyday!