I am pleased to bring you all a dual update fresh out of our nation's capital.
When I first heard the news about General Petraeus' resignation, my initial and immediate response was, "There's definitely a bitch involved, somewhere." Before the hour was over, the news was already reporting on the alleged affair with his biographer. This has set off a chain of investigations and probes into this man's personal and private life, and on top of all that, he's out of a job.
Broke. Broke Phi Damn Broke. Now I'm sure he has money stored away and trust funds and other sources of income, but you're missing the point. His primary source of income and his pride were stripped from him, all over some lil' funky-ass, tired, bland, 7-minute sex!
We addressed both of these issues in Sex's Got You Broke and There's Always a Bitch. Perhaps if he had read them, he wouldn't be in the mess he's in today.
Dear readers, please do not allow yourselves to be out here going broke behind some damn sex!
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Thursday, November 15, 2012
Update! Death Adder
This is something I haven't really done until now, but I think it's high time to bring to the attention of my wonderful readers, things we've already discussed that are now gaining national attention. It's important to know that you will hear many things here, first, before the rest of the world catches on!
So let's begin. Today they ran a story about 5 Hour Energy drinks and how they may be linked to 13 deaths, possibly more.
Ummm, didn't we discuss this already in a post entitled Death Adder? I mean, are you surprised? Aren't you kind of asking for it in a way, if you consume this beverage? Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy a fine energy beverage. I am not entirely against them. However, one should make sure they are healthy enough to drink them, and more important, one should not consume 8 of those bitches in one day.
My advice to you all is to stock up on your favorite brand, because as this keeps happening, the FDA will eventually ban them and energy drinks will be the new crack!
So let's begin. Today they ran a story about 5 Hour Energy drinks and how they may be linked to 13 deaths, possibly more.
Ummm, didn't we discuss this already in a post entitled Death Adder? I mean, are you surprised? Aren't you kind of asking for it in a way, if you consume this beverage? Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy a fine energy beverage. I am not entirely against them. However, one should make sure they are healthy enough to drink them, and more important, one should not consume 8 of those bitches in one day.
My advice to you all is to stock up on your favorite brand, because as this keeps happening, the FDA will eventually ban them and energy drinks will be the new crack!
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