I must be in a pissy mood today, because all I can think about are people who annoy me. I would like to introduce you to another type of rare bird, and they are people who tell me things more than once.
Now, I'm not talking in terms of reminders, or you simply forgot that you already told me something. I'm talking about people, who look me in my eyes with all sincerity and tell me a story that they've already told me before. This behavior occurs over the phone as well. I mean, they will literally go from beginning to end, as if it's my first time hearing it. And they're completely serious. And they're not good stories, either. They're crappy stories.
What qualifies these people as rare birds is the fact that that mechanism in your brain that tells most normal people, "Hey! Jackass! You've told them this already!" is either off or malfunctioning. It also gives me a clue to just how insane and/or self-absorbed you really are. Ironically, these people are also the ones who tend to talk my ear off and make me wanna kill myself. It's almost like they have a record stuck on replay in their heads, and they'll hash and rehash the same stories over and over again to anyone crazy enough to listen. I guess this is what happens when you check in with someone with an unchecked mind.