Nothing is more troubling, or more disturbing, than men with donkey booties. It's something that I can't quite wrap my mind around.
I don't get it. Why would Mother Nature do you like that? That wasn't very nice. I know they can't help it anymore than they can help their height, but come on man. That thing is......massive. It's.......rotund. It's......just wrong. I mean, your butt is bigger than mine! That's a huge problem.
A man with a donkey booty doesn't stand a chance with me, because I just can't picture him on top of me, and this is vital if I'm going to be pursuing any kind of serious relationship with a guy.