Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Men With Donkey Booties

Nothing is more troubling, or more disturbing, than men with donkey booties.  It's something that I can't quite wrap my mind around.

I don't get it.  Why would Mother Nature do you like that?  That wasn't very nice.  I know they can't help it anymore than they can help their height, but come on man.  That thing is......massive.  It's.......rotund.  It's......just wrong.  I mean, your butt is bigger than mine!  That's a huge problem.

A man with a donkey booty doesn't stand a chance with me, because I just can't picture him on top of me, and this is vital if I'm going to be pursuing any kind of serious relationship with a guy.

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