Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Prostitutes

Yup.  You are.  So am I.  And so is everyone who is not doing what they really want to be doing to earn money and make a living.

Think about it, how does a prostitute spend her days?  She spends her days trolling the streets, looking for Johns to turn tricks with.  For money.  Now do you really think that's what she wants to be doing all day?  Hell no! She'd probably be thankful to get the job you're complaining about.  But that's not the point.  The point is, she's applying her efforts and her energy towards something she'd really rather not be doing. For money.  And so are you.

My goal in life is to stop turning tricks for these large corporations and become the Pimp in my own life.  However, as it stands right now, I'm the one being pimped.  I'm told when to show up and when I can leave.  I'm told when I can eat and for how long.  I'm told how to act, and if I act out, I get the pimp-hand-strong.  I'm told how much money out of my paycheck I get to keep.  I have to beg for days off.  If I go missing, my pimp will come looking for me.  And if I really piss my pimp off, he'll make sure no other pimps in the area will take me under their wing.

So you see, it is vital that I make the transition from being a prostitute who does it for money, to that more of a whore, who does it for fun!

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The Line

I personally believe that everybody has within them the capacity to seriously hurt or kill another person.  You don't think you do, but oh trust me, you do.

It's because everyone has a little something I call "The Line" that lives inside them.  The Line is the place where sanity ends, and insanity begins.  It's kind of like passing the 'No Rest Stop For 100 Miles' sign on the highway.

Now, some people live closer to their line than others.  Monica would say that I straddle mine.  The point of this post is to stay as far away from people who take you to your line as possible.  I don't care if this is a friend, family member, coworker, or associate.  Distance yourself.

You're gonna wanna do this, because if you don't, you'll end up in a little place called.....