STDs Aside

The following is a Public Service Announcement, brought to you by Lucas McKenzie.

Ya know, there are many reasons not to have unprotected sex, including unplanned children, financial strain, and STDs.  But STDs aside, allow me to offer you another reason not to have unprotected sex:  some people don't wash well.  

The need for vaginal cleanliness speaks for itself, but men have various crevices and folds that need to be addressed, too.  Some men just splash water on it and go, thinking it doesn't need special attention because it's not a vajay.  Well sir, it does because currently---it's a bacteria factory.

This has been a Public Service Announcement, brought to you by Lucas McKenzie.  

Cherry Blossom Tattoos

This following is a public service announcement brought to you by Lucas McKenzie.


Those of you who insist upon getting cherry blossom tattoos......please know that your tattoo looks like some sort of flesh-eating bacteria from afar.


This has been a public service announcement, brought to you by Lucas McKenzie.

Fine At The End Of The Line!

This following is a public service announcement, brought to you by Lucas McKenzie.


Dear readers, please don't be mean to customer service agents on the other end of the telephone.  As tempting as it may be, don't be mean to them, because that thang on the other end of the line, might be fine!


This has been a public service announcement, brought to you by Lucas McKenzie.


P.S.~ That thang might be tall, too ;)