The Tall Man

There is yet another scary movie out that involves a man lurking in the woods outside of a home.  This time, however, the man is TALL.

Honey, bypass those trash cans and come on in this house.  I'll have dinner ready in about 20 minutes.  My goodness, what are you like 8...9 feet tall?  You look a little cold, should I turn on the heater?  Here's some hot cocoa, Suga.

I don't know what's up with this new trend in Hollywood, but I like it!

Tall And Fine

I work with a guy who is tall and fine for no reason.  Every time he walks in the building, I get pissed off.  I'm pissed primarily because you are both tall and fine.  You could have chosen just tall or just fine, but noooo.  You had to be both, with your greedy ass.  So now, instead of focusing on my work, I'm focused on your tall, fine ass, and the various things I would allow you to do to me.

I honestly don't think it's fair.