As I've stated before, I don't have kids of my own yet, but I have already planned ahead for them.
When my son reaches a certain age, one rule shall be repeated, over and over again, until he gets it, and that rule is: No Whores In The House.
Now this rule isn't much different from any other parent's rules, but my reasoning is. Of course I don't want him having sex in my house, and of course I don't want them in there drinking and drugging. These are givens.
The main reason I don't want those whores in my house is because I don't want them going through my jewelry.
By the time I have kids, I intend on being very well off, and as a result of that well-off-ed-ness, I plan on having a moderate collection of fine jewelry. The last thing I need is those low-classed whores looking at it, touching it, putting it on, stealing it, and/or leaving their dirty little fingerprints all over my Sterling.
Nothing would enrage me more, and this is why this rule will be #1 in my household.