With this scarcity comes competition, and it has created a whole host of highly feminized men. Feminized in the sense that they want to be pampered, catered to, coddled, chased, and essentially, courted.
With all due respect, Bitch, you are not the prize.
I absolutely refuse to compete for dick. Why should I? I am the prize, not you. You should be competing for me, the way nature intended. If more women would adopt this philosophy, their lives would be ten times happier. Instead, they enter into these petty little competitions with each other while this fool sits back and reaps all the benefits. Damn that.
Ladies, the next time you find yourselves in a situation like this, kindly look at your competitor and say, "You got it" and walk away. That'll knock that ego down a few notches.