Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Death Adder

I was in the convenience store today looking for some Snapple (Nectarine White Tea to be exact) when I ran across a hellish energy drink, disturbingly named "Death Adder."

Now, I am a fan of the energy drink.  I see nothing wrong with the occasional boost needed to sit through your day.  But Death Adder?  Dayyyum!?

You must really be going through something to drink ANYTHING entitled Death Adder.  More than what it might do to you, what might you do to others after consuming such a beverage?

I hope this gets pulled from the shelves soon, but I might buy a can just as a collectible/keepsake.  In 20 years, no one will believe this shit really existed.  

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