I've answered long-standing questions for you all before, and I'm getting ready to answer another one for you! Many people wonder what causes a man to finally settle down. Is it age? Career success? The "right" woman? Fate?
Sorry to disappoint, but none of those are the reasons. The reason a man finally settles down is because he eventually comes to the realization that he cannot reasonably run-it to every fine woman that he sees.
You see, when men are young, they are of the false belief that fine women are in short supply. For this reason, he tries to sample as many of them as he can, because this might be the last fine one that ever crosses his path.
But then, a funny thing happens around the 2nd quarter of a man's life when he finds himself surrounded by a slew of gorgeous women and he has the epiphany, "I cannot reasonably offer penis to each and every single one of these women." It is then that he chooses a suitable mate and settles down.
Now don't get it twisted, he'll look forever, but eventually that back will be too tired to throw in all kinds of different directions, and he'll come right on home and fall asleep on the couch.
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