tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.comments2012-11-13T21:39:56.559-08:00Things I Tell MonicaLucas McKenziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15804349722020353553noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-36361221937918304372012-11-13T21:39:56.559-08:002012-11-13T21:39:56.559-08:00What rare metal did you come into contact with tha...What rare metal did you come into contact with that lead to you attracting such fucking weirdos?<br /><br />They are like moths to a flame.Stan Tronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07819762390648797636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-44451467179399006662012-11-13T21:18:48.745-08:002012-11-13T21:18:48.745-08:00Apparently Evelyn's stuff wasn't that good...Apparently Evelyn's stuff wasn't that good if he was up in some other chick(s)! Just think about how fast and how far he fell to broke. Most people have a lot shorter fall.<br /><br />People of America and broke-ass third world countries everywhere: stop raw-dogging the hell out of anything that twitches. Get an internet connection, Google whatever nasty thoughts you have, and have sex with someone that you love and won't destroy your bank account: yourself. No punk-ass kids. No garnished paychecks. No STDs. No trading your offspring for durable goods at the bazaar. Just think about it.Stan Tronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07819762390648797636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-2129451035186046812012-11-13T21:00:05.430-08:002012-11-13T21:00:05.430-08:00I so thought that this post was going in a differe...I so thought that this post was going in a different direction by the title. Somehow it ended up at robots. Had it not been for point #1 I'd have thought you were talking about me. Does. Not. Compute. <br /><br />Rebooting... Stan Tronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07819762390648797636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-5791876270049384282012-06-13T20:08:50.496-07:002012-06-13T20:08:50.496-07:00I promise to keep beaming them down from the mothe...I promise to keep beaming them down from the mothership if you promise to expound on said seeds and said multiplication??Lucas McKenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15804349722020353553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-46871535006332325922012-06-13T19:59:07.685-07:002012-06-13T19:59:07.685-07:00I'm counting the one and only round she's ...I'm counting the one and only round she's gonna get that night, and I can totally picture you in the back of that cop car! LolLucas McKenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15804349722020353553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-46706390650360753242012-06-09T19:07:52.316-07:002012-06-09T19:07:52.316-07:007 minutes!? Are you counting rounds one *and* two?...7 minutes!? Are you counting rounds one *and* two? Hahaha. F' all that "beat the pu$$y up". Imma let that stuff beat me up. I got no problem going to the cops about that assault & battery charge. =)Stan Tronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07819762390648797636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-69010131583386244852012-06-09T18:56:33.712-07:002012-06-09T18:56:33.712-07:00I'm glad you found your way to zero on that on...I'm glad you found your way to zero on that one. That bitch is S-T-U-P-I-D. No sympathy. Recently I heard: "don't go stupid places with stupid people an do stupid things". So appropriate for this safari-going imbecile. Suburban America has no business petting wild-ass animals in Africa. Just sayin'.Stan Tronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07819762390648797636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-55047163632938761692012-06-09T18:43:55.874-07:002012-06-09T18:43:55.874-07:00Hahahaha. Prostitute to whore. I never contemplate...Hahahaha. Prostitute to whore. I never contemplated such a career move, but you do raise a valid point. Keep in mind that there are significant responsibilities that come along with ditching the man. The first that comes to mind is the lack of a steady paycheck. Kinda scary depending on your life situation. I got seed multiplying like mathematics around here! These people need to eat and the man is covering it for now. I'll keep on hustling my side tech business if you promise to keep on blogging like an ATLien. =)Stan Tronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07819762390648797636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-9720243971279475612012-04-27T17:58:17.211-07:002012-04-27T17:58:17.211-07:00Stan Tron, you will absolutely be the first and on...Stan Tron, you will absolutely be the first and only one I call upon to be my Secretary of S.H.I.T!Lucas McKenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15804349722020353553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-20524781545006306052012-04-27T17:55:10.943-07:002012-04-27T17:55:10.943-07:00Something about the word makes my flesh crawl...Something about the word makes my flesh crawl...Lucas McKenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15804349722020353553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-17307538846937358422012-04-27T14:44:48.001-07:002012-04-27T14:44:48.001-07:00I'd vote for you. Twice.
Hell, I'd been c...I'd vote for you. Twice.<br /><br />Hell, I'd been content if the world at large could just master the use of the two basic signals. It's fairly simple and I'm pretty sure the use of turn signals was required on the driver's license test. <br /><br />If you get elected will you appoint me as the "Secretary of Homeland Idiocy & Traffic" (or S.H.I.T.)? I will see to it that all offenders experience the pain and suffering of a thousand amputee orphans.Stan Tronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07819762390648797636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-20982148258055843082012-04-27T14:31:37.958-07:002012-04-27T14:31:37.958-07:00Whilst your blog is entertaining, I'm confused...Whilst your blog is entertaining, I'm confused. You have mentioned "fuck", "shit", and other expletives in previous posts and yet there is no love for "pussy"?Stan Tronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07819762390648797636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3513281251620424567.post-6967718267873442262012-01-11T05:54:27.877-08:002012-01-11T05:54:27.877-08:00Women should wear pants, regularly, as it causes y...Women should wear pants, regularly, as it causes you guys to become more involved with how your derriere looks in them, and forget totally that you've accentuated the camel toe. Please rock the apple bottoms, with their lifting technology. Stretch jeans are like ass bras for most- with the lifting and seperating. Yes, PLEASE, Please wear white, stretch jeans like on all the cheesy Miami-based cop shows. That way, I dont have to use my xray vision to see if you're into thongs or nothing at all. Yes, ladies. Where the pants. And hopefully, you'll get so fed up with pervs like me, you'll go back to wearing skirts...which creates the easy access fantasies that every man breathing loves to rub one out to.<br /><br />Thank you.Rebel Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03156382894679778144noreply@blogger.com