Saturday, June 9, 2012


Yup.  You are.  So am I.  And so is everyone who is not doing what they really want to be doing to earn money and make a living.

Think about it, how does a prostitute spend her days?  She spends her days trolling the streets, looking for Johns to turn tricks with.  For money.  Now do you really think that's what she wants to be doing all day?  Hell no! She'd probably be thankful to get the job you're complaining about.  But that's not the point.  The point is, she's applying her efforts and her energy towards something she'd really rather not be doing. For money.  And so are you.

My goal in life is to stop turning tricks for these large corporations and become the Pimp in my own life.  However, as it stands right now, I'm the one being pimped.  I'm told when to show up and when I can leave.  I'm told when I can eat and for how long.  I'm told how to act, and if I act out, I get the pimp-hand-strong.  I'm told how much money out of my paycheck I get to keep.  I have to beg for days off.  If I go missing, my pimp will come looking for me.  And if I really piss my pimp off, he'll make sure no other pimps in the area will take me under their wing.

So you see, it is vital that I make the transition from being a prostitute who does it for money, to that more of a whore, who does it for fun!


  1. Hahahaha. Prostitute to whore. I never contemplated such a career move, but you do raise a valid point. Keep in mind that there are significant responsibilities that come along with ditching the man. The first that comes to mind is the lack of a steady paycheck. Kinda scary depending on your life situation. I got seed multiplying like mathematics around here! These people need to eat and the man is covering it for now. I'll keep on hustling my side tech business if you promise to keep on blogging like an ATLien. =)

  2. I promise to keep beaming them down from the mothership if you promise to expound on said seeds and said multiplication??