I work with a guy who I'm pretty sure is a robot. When the pending alien invasion takes place, there is no question that he will be one of the first to shed his human body and carry out the orders of his programmers.
I know this seems far-fetched, but hear me out---Dude is a robot. Or an alien. I'm not sure which one, but it definitely isn't human. There are two main reasons I think this:
1. I've witnessed him hit his chest with his fist periodically throughout the day. Not a hard hit, but a good solid thump. When I asked him why he does this, thinking maybe he'd say indigestion, his reply was, "it's good for the muscle." Really now? See, that's an answer only a robot would give. I think he does it to restart his heart.
2. Talking to him is like talking to a highly sophisticated Android. His statements are slightly delayed and unnatural, like there is some sort of processing error. He often repeats himself as robots do, because there is no new input. When he does this, I figure he's probably in need of a reboot or system update of some sort.. His movements are also quite jerky, not smooth like a normal human's. Overall, something is just fucking off.
I know yall don't believe me and that's fine. You just wait! It's gonna be on the news and you can say you heard it here, first!