I honestly cannot wait to become a mother. In due time of course, but I'm really looking forward to the process. Especially the part when they begin to comprehend and retain what I am saying to them.
I am going to teach them all kinds of life lessons, including a very important one about being a pedestrian. The lesson is: Sweetheart, these people don't care about you. And even if they do care about you, they don't see you.
Half of the people on the road really do not give a fuck about you. This is a true statement. Their sentiment is, "Get your ass out of the road and you won't get hit." The other half actually do value your life more than you do, but THEY DO NOT SEE YOU. Either your clothes are too dark or they're texting or you're in their blind spot, or they just passed out, or whatever. At any rate, you as the pedestrian have the greatest duty to protect your life, so take those earbuds out of your ears and be on the lookout for stupid.