For the life of me, I can't understand why anyone would purposely attach unnecessarily sized breasts to the front of their body. These things are heavy, they make your back hurt, and they make you look fatter than you actually are.
Celebrities with these F and G installments would like to have us believe that they are happy with their decisions. With all due respect, Bitch please. You can't even roll over onto your stomach, how could you possibly be happy?
My mother affectionately refers to these ridiculously sized breasts as "milk bags." The term is fitting to say the least, and women who do this to themselves on purpose are somewhere in my top 20 list of dumbest people on the planet.