Ya know, people really can be low down and dirty sometimes. I have noticed a new trend in the women's bathroom that might end up getting somebody cursed out.
You walk in the bathroom and you know someone's in there taking a shit because they never learned how to courtesy flush. So it's expanding and filling the atmosphere, but you have no time to go to the next bathroom because you have to pee so bad.
So you know what these hateful heifers do? They wait for you to enter your stall, then they hurry up and flush, wash their hands, and dart out of the bathroom, leaving you looking like the guilty party for that funky shit that's in the air. Now you have a choice: hurry up and finish before someone else comes in, or wait it out and execute the Abandon Shit on someone else, even though it's not your shit you're abandoning! It truly is a vicious cycle.
The next chick who tries to pull this on me is gonna hear "Oh No Ma'am! No Ma'am, No Ma'am! Get yo' ass back here and claim this! Own this nasty shit! You did this! You're not gonna put this on me!"