I've been trying to keep up with my online dating lately, and the online dating scene is a pitiful sight to see. It is filled with grown men who've never grown up, thirsty wannabees, strange, precious, rare birds, the disenfranchised, and outright losers. I think I hate it so much because everyone is essentially selling themselves, and they're not doing a good job at it. There's such a pathetic desperation behind each profile, with the exception of a rare few.
Among the lump are a few men who don't look like they can throw the dick worth a damn. They stand there with their lips poked out and a look on their face that reads "Love me, please?" I will not love you, because you sir, don't even look like you satisfy yourself. I need a man who looks and acts like he can throw the dick with some confidence! A man who stands up straight, not hunched over and all scared lookin.' A man who allows his whole face to be seen. A man who cares enough to get that gut in order. A man who looks like his life is headed in the right general direction.
Now, a few of my readers have accused me of hating men, and I assure you this is not the case. I love men, I hate what they've become. This is one sorry ass crop these women turned out about 30 years ago. They should collectively be ashamed of themselves. If you are a good man who's reading this, be a light unto your male community, please, for us all. Inspire some of those shiftless friends of yours to be a little better. Otherwise, who will your daughters marry?
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