Saturday, March 2, 2013

Poor Decisions With Your Dick

Speaking of informed decisions, today I saw a man leaving the gas station who looks like he's made a multitude of poor decisions with his dick.  For all intents and purposes, he seems like a normal-enough guy, but that dick history looked questionable as hell.  He just had that look about him.  I could tell by the way he walked that he more than likely had pending children out there, and financial troubles as a result of said children.  God only knows what other choices he's made with his dick over the years.  For these reasons I rolled my window up and kept it moving.

Next time you're thinking about dating a man, ladies, take a step back and decide if this individual looks like he's made the best decisions with his dick.  It can be hard to tell at times, but it is usually fairly easy to detect.

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