As Things I Tell Monica readers, part of your duty is to go out and combat stupidity on a daily basis. By all means have a good laugh, then carry forth what you've learned into the world.
It's time to address the issue of illiteracy once and for all. If you are over the age of 18, of sound mind and body, and have never been diagnosed as dyslexic or otherwise learning disabled, there is little excuse for poor grammar and absolutely no excuse for poor spelling! The only time it should happen is when you're doing it on purpose, as is frequently done in this blog. What's important though, is that I know when I'm writing something incorrectly, as it's usually done for effect. A lot of adult men and women, however, do not know when they are writing something wrong, and they're usually the first ones to post it loud and proud for the world to see. Unfortunately, nothing makes a person look more unintelligent than when said post is loaded up with spelling and grammatical errors.
I think it bothers me on such a deep level because some words are "sight words," meaning you should be able to recognize them and spell them with ease because you've seen them so many times in your life. I'll never forget the day a student came up to me and asked, "Ms. McKenzie, how do you spell 'white?'" I gave him the blankest stare, because here is a young man who has survived 15 years on this planet, and yet, cannot spell the word 'white.' Bitch, your tennis shoes are white. Surely you remember the white crayon.. The word is on TV and in movies all the time. It's in the names of some of your favorite songs. How in the hell can you not know how to spell 'white?'
One of my coworkers I shall never respect because that fool can't spell to save his life. A few of his classics: passangers (passengers), ergent (urgent), receet (receipt). Now, receipt is kinda hard, I'll admit that. But you've got to at least recognize that 'receet' is wrong! Haven't you held a thousand receipts in your hand at this point in your life?
Finally, Facebook. I have unsubscribed from more friends on account of spelling and grammar errors than for any other reason. I'm not talking the occasional typo or mix-up (their vs. there). I'm talking the chronic, grotesque, shameful spelling errors that make me wonder why I'm friends with you on FB in the first place. It shows such a sorriness...such a laziness, that I can't even stand to see it in my feed. I know a lot of folks have smart phones with auto-text that causes them to write things they didn't mean to, but that's why they make backspace bitch. Read what you just wrote, and if it isn't what you meant to say, rewrite it!? Just because you wrote it once doesn't mean it has to stick. There are do-overs in writing.
With all that said dear readers, do your best to not to make yourselves look dumb as hell in the public eye. The world will already have an opinion formed about you, why help contribute to a negative one?