Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Cut Before Dawn

I work with a girl who I am sure is slap-stone crazy.  Her outward appearance says one thing, but the inner workings of that mind are apparent, honey.  I'll pass by her desk often and hear her talking to herself.  A simple "Hello, how are you today?"  turns into a manifesto.  The chick is nuttier than a fruitcake.

But here's the kicker:  she's efficient as hell.  She gets her work done at lightning speed and has energy to spare.  She's there almost everyday, and sometimes works from sun-up to sun-down.  This in mind, she seems to me like the type of crazy bitch that would cut you in the morning, get her son ready for school, drop him off and show up to work on time.  Not a moment is wasted, even when it comes to slicing up your punk-ass.

This is why I keep my general distance from her.  I don't ever want to end up on her list of things-to-do.

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