Hey "Morris," what's going on?
Oh nothing much, I was just calling to say hello. I heard you moved out of town.
This would be true.
Oh yeah? That's great! Me myself, I got out of that old industry I was in. It just wasn't for me.
Now let's pause here. I was excited, thinking, Wow! He finally realized what he was doing was a pyramid scheme! Thank goodness he saw the light. But I spoke too soon.
Oh well that's unfortunate.
It's okay. I'm with a new company now and I'm so excited about it. It deals with health and fitness, are you into those things?
As soon as he asked the question, I knew what was coming.
I want you to check out this website: www.latestpyramidscheme.com and let me know what you think! I know you're a smart girl who knows lots of smart people. Perhaps you can put me in touch with those people.
What really ticked me off about all this was the fact that I thought he was actually calling to be normal. Who, after 3 years of not speaking to someone, calls and tries to sell them something? Random-ass strange fucking rare birds, that's who.
Honey, I'm not checking out the website, and I'm not answering the phone if he calls back, either. Now I see why people change their phone numbers so often!