I am pleased to bring you all a dual update fresh out of our nation's capital.
When I first heard the news about General Petraeus' resignation, my initial and immediate response was, "There's definitely a bitch involved, somewhere." Before the hour was over, the news was already reporting on the alleged affair with his biographer. This has set off a chain of investigations and probes into this man's personal and private life, and on top of all that, he's out of a job.
Broke. Broke Phi Damn Broke. Now I'm sure he has money stored away and trust funds and other sources of income, but you're missing the point. His primary source of income and his pride were stripped from him, all over some lil' funky-ass, tired, bland, 7-minute sex!
We addressed both of these issues in Sex's Got You Broke and There's Always a Bitch. Perhaps if he had read them, he wouldn't be in the mess he's in today.
Dear readers, please do not allow yourselves to be out here going broke behind some damn sex!
Showing posts with label bitches. Show all posts
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Thursday, November 15, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012
There's Always A Bitch
This is probably bad timing, but I'm going to write about it anyway.
First, I'd like to apologize to my readers for the absence. I told you already my job is trying to kill me, I think you think I'm joking. I see alot of you have been visiting, and I thank you for checking in!
So I'm watching the news here and this man is on trial for attempting to murder his attorney wife. The reason? He was living a double life and needed to rid himself of his wife so he could pursue his new life with this bitch.
So, why do I say there's always a bitch? Because there always is! Watch any episode of Snapped where the man tries or succeeds in killing the woman. 99% of the time it's because he's having an affair and needs to be freed of the ol' ball and chain. 99% of the time. All I've got to say about that, is that mistress must have some goooooooooood pu$$y! Any woman who can make a man kill is working with something and should be hosting classes at the local university.
But aside from that, why do people think they can actually get away with this? It like....doesn't fit into 2012. We have iPads now for god's sake, why are we still killing people? Haven't we come a litter further? I believe it's a combination of a strong lack of checking in, poor breeding, and people who are just plain crazy. We gotta pray yall.
First, I'd like to apologize to my readers for the absence. I told you already my job is trying to kill me, I think you think I'm joking. I see alot of you have been visiting, and I thank you for checking in!
So I'm watching the news here and this man is on trial for attempting to murder his attorney wife. The reason? He was living a double life and needed to rid himself of his wife so he could pursue his new life with this bitch.
So, why do I say there's always a bitch? Because there always is! Watch any episode of Snapped where the man tries or succeeds in killing the woman. 99% of the time it's because he's having an affair and needs to be freed of the ol' ball and chain. 99% of the time. All I've got to say about that, is that mistress must have some goooooooooood pu$$y! Any woman who can make a man kill is working with something and should be hosting classes at the local university.
But aside from that, why do people think they can actually get away with this? It like....doesn't fit into 2012. We have iPads now for god's sake, why are we still killing people? Haven't we come a litter further? I believe it's a combination of a strong lack of checking in, poor breeding, and people who are just plain crazy. We gotta pray yall.
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