Ok so I lied. I've been hopelessly glued to my television since the actual Olympics started. USA is doing so well overall, and I've seen some of the finest creatures I've ever seen in my entire life! These thangs look like Greco-Roman gods! Where is the world have they been hiding?
But naturally, where there is beauty, there are ashes. I've identified yet another sport where you clearly have issues to want to take part in. Shot put? Really? You literally throw shit for fun. And you spin around in a circle to do it. How in the world does one ever discover they have a knack for this? What kind of anger issues are you working through in order to generate the necessary force to hurl that heavy steel ball? I'm just sayin, don't you find it to be just a little bit strange?
Strange as it may be, I'm actually enjoying it all. These people are truly talented, and should be an inspiration for us all to get up off our lazy asses!
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Friday, August 3, 2012
Monday, July 2, 2012
The Olympic Trials
So the Olympic Trials are on and, much like the Super Bowl, I'm not particularly glued to my television. I hear there's some real talent out there this year though, and I just might tune in for the gymnastics.
I did manage to catch a few track and field events, and aside from the javelin which looks like a massive spear of death just waiting to land in somebody's temple, I became intrigued by the sprinters and runners. These men and women are nothing but muscle and speed.
It made me realize that anyone who can run that fast, who desires to run that fast, and who practices running that fast, regularly, has issues. Think of the amount of pending energy inside a person like this.. They have got to get that shit out of their system somehow honey, and tonight it might be on your face, or worse.
Would you really want to date a man who can run that fast? Surely there are some scenarios where this would not be beneficial..... I suppose maybe they date each other because who else would really understand?
I did manage to catch a few track and field events, and aside from the javelin which looks like a massive spear of death just waiting to land in somebody's temple, I became intrigued by the sprinters and runners. These men and women are nothing but muscle and speed.
It made me realize that anyone who can run that fast, who desires to run that fast, and who practices running that fast, regularly, has issues. Think of the amount of pending energy inside a person like this.. They have got to get that shit out of their system somehow honey, and tonight it might be on your face, or worse.
Would you really want to date a man who can run that fast? Surely there are some scenarios where this would not be beneficial..... I suppose maybe they date each other because who else would really understand?
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