Bones

Today I saw a woman whose calves and thighs were about the circumference of my forearm.  And she wasn't anorexic, she was just that thin.  Now I'm no lesbian, but if I were a man, I just wouldn't want a woman that skinny.  I imagine myself walking through the house, turning around too fast, and accidentally bumping into the side of her leg, effectively snapping it in half.  Try explaining that one to the police officers and EMTs who show up to assist her.

I'm good.  That's just too much of a liability.

Team-Building

I'm just sayin, I think we'd all be a little bit more humble if we had to go to work naked one day out of the week.

Think about it:  What kind of drama could you possibly have that day?  What more is there to say?  I mean, here I am and there you are and well.....there you have it.

What could be a better team-building than that?

High Quality Sugar Daddies

What ever happened to the High Quality Sugar Daddies, the ones from back in the day?

The ones who dressed well, smelled good, and had all or most of their teeth?

The ones who either had no children or grown children who were self-sufficient?

The ones who lived on their own, and owned pieces of property?

The ones who properly invested in their retirement plans, and therefore, had more money to spend?

The ones who were either never married, divorced, widowers, etc?

The ones who only required the occasional dinner date, a hug, and a smile?

What ever happened to them?