Lucas After Dark: That's A Whole Lotta Fuckin'

Have you ever looked out across a crowded stadium and considered just how much fuckin' went into producing all those human beings?  I mean, really stop and think about it.  Every single person you see in those stands is the result of some tired ass lil' fuckin'.

This is truly mind-boggling if you take the time to give it some serious thought.  Sex created all of these people, and I guarantee you most of it wasn't gratifying.  The sheer number of people on this earth makes it seem like human beings don't do anything else with their free time.  And we have the nerve to criticize rabbits.  Ha!

Someone Worth Reproducing

The other day a good friend of mine asked me "So when are you going to have kids?  You aren't getting any younger you know."  I laughed and calmly replied, "When I find somebody worth reproducing."  "Yeah I know what you mean, it's hard to find someone worth having kids with" she said.  "Oh honey, you misunderstood me.  I didn't say anything about 'with.'  I said when I find somebody worth reproducing, period."

Baffled on the other end of the phone, I explained to my friend that I will have children when I meet a man who is worth bringing to planet earth once more.  He needs to be such a great person that the world could benefit from him being here again.  And if he comes back in the form of a female, at least she'll possess his traits, which the world could use more of.

I think if more women thought this way, we'd have a lower population of idiots.  Instead, women carelessly reproduce children from men whose legacies really should end with them. So the next time you're thinking of "hooking up" with someone all wild and free, ask yourself if this person really needs to be here again.  I bet you'll reconsider.

Host Body

Ladies, this post is coming from the heart, and I want you to take it very seriously.

There are men in this world who NEVER intend on getting married or settling down.  Allow me to repeat this, there are men in this world, who NEVER intend on getting married or settling down.  They don't intend on it now, 10 years from now, or 50 years from now.

With this in mind, these same men want children, specifically sons, to carry on their little funky-ass legacies.  They are smart enough to recognize that they will never be able to birth their own children.  If they could, you would watch the marriage rate plummet.  Truly, these particular men are looking for women that I call "host bodies."

In the insect world, parasites seek out host bodies to feed off of, and sometimes, lay their disgusting little eggs in.  Unbeknownst to the host body, they are helping this particular parasite carry on their legacy.  Do you think the parasite sticks around once the food is eaten and/or the kids are born?  Hell no!

Same thing goes for the human world.  This type of man seeks out a woman(en) he deems suitable to bear his young.  This is why you often see super-successful men with wimpy little women.  Of course she's not his soul mate, she's his host body, and she doesn't even know it.

This woman(en) probably has good or good enough credentials.  He can't have just anyone raise his little 'god-king.' She has to be appropriate for the job at hand.  Gotta give him credit for his good breeding efforts, but it's done for selfish reasons and with ulterior motives.

These women will carry multitudes of these men's babies, until one day they realize they are being used.  Why do you think so many politicians' marriages end in hell-fire?  It's because he never loved that girl.  He just needed credibility and someone to bear his son.

Moral of the story, ladies, do not allow yourself to be someone's host body!