I am pleased to bring you all a dual update fresh out of our nation's capital.
When I first heard the news about General Petraeus' resignation, my initial and immediate response was, "There's definitely a bitch involved, somewhere." Before the hour was over, the news was already reporting on the alleged affair with his biographer. This has set off a chain of investigations and probes into this man's personal and private life, and on top of all that, he's out of a job.
Broke. Broke Phi Damn Broke. Now I'm sure he has money stored away and trust funds and other sources of income, but you're missing the point. His primary source of income and his pride were stripped from him, all over some lil' funky-ass, tired, bland, 7-minute sex!
We addressed both of these issues in Sex's Got You Broke and There's Always a Bitch. Perhaps if he had read them, he wouldn't be in the mess he's in today.
Dear readers, please do not allow yourselves to be out here going broke behind some damn sex!
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