Things I Tell Monica

The world is slowly devolving right before our eyes and no one seems to be noticing. The C students of the world have invented a new socia...

The problem with the world is not the F students, or even the D students; it's those goddamn worthless, trifling, lazy, almost a loser b...

Last night I had the displeasure of meeting one of the most annoying human beings on planet earth.  This person was loud, invasive, and cons...

Stumbled across this little gem in a mailer that came to my house the other day.  This chick has a vice grip on this dude.  I was taken...

I really try not to be a petty person.  Life is too short to hold onto grudges over insignificant things. But I am truly bothered by a sit...

Time to change things up here at Things I Tell Monica.  By popular demand, I am now going to start including pictures in my posts.  Some of ...

Tonight I found myself watching My Strange Addiction on TLC.  It featured a single mother of two who loves to chew on and swallow dryer she...

Speaking of informed decisions, today I saw a man leaving the gas station who looks like he's made a multitude of poor decisions with hi...

Lately my friends and I have been running into men who are not owning up to all of their spawn.  We'll ask the fair question of how many...

When we are kids, we are quickly taught what certain things are, so we don't question them, and so we're not afraid of them.  One of...